He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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