PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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