I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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