He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
