i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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