I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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