That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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