I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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