question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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