belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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