the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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