I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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