I love having hate sex.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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