I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
lol hangovers are for mortals.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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