This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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