So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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