we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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