whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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