we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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