She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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