You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
