sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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