You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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