just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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