When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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