Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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