May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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