I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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