so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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