Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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