if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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