after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Two words: blizzard sex
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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