What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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