Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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