you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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