Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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