It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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