I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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