oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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