I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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