She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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