But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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