Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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