Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
