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In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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