Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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