Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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