When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
This is my gift to your gina
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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