You work out of a Hotel?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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