I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
