He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Enjoy the penises
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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