i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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