Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
vagina is talking i cant
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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